How to: Make your wife happy...

Work...every day...sick...weak...broken back..don't matter!....go to work... Come home sit in a corner and Dont say a FREAKIN' word... Wash your clothes at a laundry mat... Never use a towel or wash cloth..BYOS Bring your own soap...then hide it...because your Gross nasty and stupid! :) . stop combing your hair...just put a FREAKIN' hat on and say your ready to go.. Never buy Flowers... it makes you look weak to them... If your hurting...just go to a motel..until your better... If your sick...say your going to work...and sleep it off in your car.... Remember your a moron! No matter what...your a moron and she is a god...your stupid..no matter how much you know...just accept it and move on.. Keep your opinions to yourself... because your an idiot! Only eat half your plate.... because your fat and ugly... As a matter a fact just stop Eating altogether... because your FAT and ugly! ForGET romance! It makes you look like a pansy! Never kiss your wife unless your walking IN or OUT the front door... Never HUG your wife unless she hugs your first! Remember... your an uneducated moron! Who has no wisdom or knowledge about ANYTHING except clocking IN and clocking OUT at work! Dont offer any help unless its asked for..or you'll look like a "know it all!" (because your an uneducated moron...! Remember?) And most of all...be sure to sleep on your FREAKIN' corner of the bed...hold your breath while you sleep and take your craps at the gas station down the road before you get home and all will be well! :))))))))))))))))